Insults are a common thing in everyday life. Some are meant to shake you up and improve your performance, others are simply to jibe at your ego or to hit under the belt.
I present.... the top ten insults heard in my past six months in ground school. With practice you can soon tell which insults belong to the same instructor. Of course, it wasn't pleasant for the poor guy being torched at that instant but it provides a laugh for us here. Hence in no particular merit, here we go:
1. "There's a thing on your shoulders called a head and you are definitely not using it, goddammit!"
2. "I think you have reached the level of incompetence whereby you should just kill yourself."
3. "Some of you are beyond hope. A number of the others are simply beyond economic repair." *walks out of class*
4. "Let them continue talking, nevermind. When this question comes out in the exams, they will suffer and fail."
5. "So you punched in the wrong figures in your calculator? You are now blaming your calculator? Tell you what, next time you go for your sortie, when you are over the *** reservoir, you should just open the window and throw yourself and that calculator out."
6. "Some of you are really good at the charts. But you get complacent like *****. Yesterday he could get the figures right but this morning his figures are slightly off and now its totally wrong. What have you been doing ah, *****?"
7. "I think you do better when you don't study because when you say you do, your results prove otherwise. Why don't you leave it at that and don't study and have a good night out?"
8. "You can't even remember the colours correctly. Do you drive, *****? You do right? Then you better kill yourself first before you endanger the lives of others, you idiot."
9. "Good runup, good lift off. Hey what are you doing? You aiming for the moon ah? Push the nose down!"
(This one was told to me)
10. "Your flying is so horrible, I am going to fail you when we get back. I HAVE CONTROL! Fuck off!" *wrenches control over*
I present.... the top ten insults heard in my past six months in ground school. With practice you can soon tell which insults belong to the same instructor. Of course, it wasn't pleasant for the poor guy being torched at that instant but it provides a laugh for us here. Hence in no particular merit, here we go:
1. "There's a thing on your shoulders called a head and you are definitely not using it, goddammit!"
2. "I think you have reached the level of incompetence whereby you should just kill yourself."
3. "Some of you are beyond hope. A number of the others are simply beyond economic repair." *walks out of class*
4. "Let them continue talking, nevermind. When this question comes out in the exams, they will suffer and fail."
5. "So you punched in the wrong figures in your calculator? You are now blaming your calculator? Tell you what, next time you go for your sortie, when you are over the *** reservoir, you should just open the window and throw yourself and that calculator out."
6. "Some of you are really good at the charts. But you get complacent like *****. Yesterday he could get the figures right but this morning his figures are slightly off and now its totally wrong. What have you been doing ah, *****?"
7. "I think you do better when you don't study because when you say you do, your results prove otherwise. Why don't you leave it at that and don't study and have a good night out?"
8. "You can't even remember the colours correctly. Do you drive, *****? You do right? Then you better kill yourself first before you endanger the lives of others, you idiot."
9. "Good runup, good lift off. Hey what are you doing? You aiming for the moon ah? Push the nose down!"
(This one was told to me)
10. "Your flying is so horrible, I am going to fail you when we get back. I HAVE CONTROL! Fuck off!" *wrenches control over*
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